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I am updating my other blog like crazy, while I was on blogger today, I found this blog. Check it out. 

Why? Well, for starters, the title of this entry is "the beer belly of america". 

http://www.floatingsheep.org/2010/02/beer-belly-of-america.html

and while we're on the subject, here's their entry on pizza... oh and strip clubs.

http://www.floatingsheep.org/2010/02/great-american-pizza-map.html

Coffee

Need a closer look?

It's the hot blend.

Oh, PS they have very little concept of being PC here. Please find below a sign we ran into while trying to find a bar. Note the kind of music that they play. I wans't aware that that was a genre...

And in case the coffee wans't enough. Check out their ice cream!

I feel like Lil' Jon would appreciate this one.

fashion mag and pikachu

Chanel would be proud... or is currently turning in her grave

2-in-1

Oh kids, look what's happening to your beloved character. 

BTW that wine says "Happy Wine" on it.

For the rest of this day: http://lovelotslaughoften.blogspot.com/2010/02/dinner-at-nini-and-nanas.html

Korean Engrish

Just noticed this: A Warm Life through Culture...

Hard-off

It's a little hard to see, but look at the top left corner of that sign... can anyone tell me what a "hard-off" is?

There's a used bookstore chain called "Book-off," but something tells me that this is not the same thing.

Bathroom Humor- Enrgish Style

In case you are tense, I hope that this eco-friendly toilet will calm you down with its "soothing sound and the deodorant effect"

When stepping out of the stall, "please note the difference of one's feet"

Love Land- Jeju, Korea

So, the lovely little part of my Korean adventure that I had to leave out was Love Land on Jeju Island, Korea. Luckily, you can read all about it on this blog!! By read, I mean look at the pictures...

I'm going to start you with the story of the pigs to ease you into loveland:

Hey, nice to meet you! Let's be friends.

I think I like you... *kiss*

Just a little whiff...

got a little drunk one night and...

Just the tip, I swear!

#&$@)(*#&@....

ok, so that was the story of the pigs.

Here's one of the signs that tells you which way to go...

I couldn't really read it, but I pretty much got the point.

aaaaaaand it leads you to...

This was HUGE. I could probably walk under it with no problems.

Thirsty?

Actually, one of them was leaking a little so I went ahead and turned him off

Which way is the wind blowing today...

Toward giant boobs!

and a gigantic peen fountain to match

The cut-outs are slightly different in this part of town...

signs of caution....

bench

This was titled "a man and his dog"

they are both hooking up and giving each other the peace sign.

Does this remind anyone else of the Family Guy Episode where Stewie kills Lois? (well, the one right after)

bathroom

All joking aside, though, my travel companions and I found it very interesting to find such an art exhibit here in Korea. I think that we all have this image of Asians being traditionally fairly uptight- even if it's just a front. There was definitely a different atmosphere here. I thought that the demographics for this place would be immature 20-somethings, not unlike myself. What i found, however, was a very diverse crowd. Even 3 middle aged Korean women were wandering about, looking at the exhibits quite earnestly. Maybe it was just me, but  I felt that people were more friendly. Not as in they would come up and talk to you, but they didn't have this half angry look of "don't you dare talk to me" and instead almost everyone was smiling and joking around with friends.

Read about the PG parts of my day here:

http://lovelotslaughoften.blogspot.com/2010/01/jeju-day-2.html