As many of you know, I recently went to India. Quick story I don't really want my parents to be reading:
In many areas, tourists get much unwelcome and unwanted attention from the local men... usually these tourists are the ones that are dressed horridly inappropriately and have fake blonde hair.. or so i thought...
I was at the baby taj watching water buffalo frolic about and stood up to take a picture. As I was about to sit down, I looked down a little and saw a man and noticed that he was making this lip smacking noise at me. I HATE this noise... that's when I noticed that something was moving... like when you hold the end of a pencil and move your wrist up and down and the pencil looks like it's bending. That's when I realized that he was not only making this horrid sound at me, he was wagging his flacid penis while staring into my soul with his eyes. REALLY? REALLY? agh.
I'd heard some stories about my friends getting one whipped out on them, but never thought it would happen to me. I guess it's one of those things. I feel like I've gone through some initiation ritual and should now be an official member of "tourists who have seen too much" or some kind of similar club...
