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Friday, May 21, 2010

unwanted attention

As many of you know, I recently went to India. Quick story I don't really want my parents to be reading:

In many areas, tourists get much unwelcome and unwanted attention from the local men... usually these tourists are the ones that are dressed horridly inappropriately and have fake blonde hair.. or so i thought...

I was at the baby taj watching water buffalo frolic about and stood up to take a picture. As I was about to sit down, I looked down a little and saw a man and noticed that he was making this lip smacking noise at me. I HATE this noise... that's when I noticed that something was moving... like when you hold the end of a pencil and move your wrist up and down and the pencil looks like it's bending. That's when I realized that he was not only making this horrid sound at me, he was wagging his flacid penis while staring into my soul with his eyes. REALLY? REALLY? agh.

I'd heard some stories about my friends getting one whipped out on them, but never thought it would happen to me. I guess it's one of those things. I feel like I've gone through some initiation ritual and should now be an official member of "tourists who have seen too much" or some kind of similar club...

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Thailand Edition

Of course they've prepared some condoms for you in Patong... I especially liked the the boxes that the condoms were in were clearly used over and over...

When we took the sky train, we always went to "On Nut" and we went "To Bang Sue" on the metro.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

X-rated Vending Machines

All it really says is "open 24 hours" on the outside. Obviously, I had to check it out.

Vending machines lining either side selling all types of adult goods. The ones on the left only light up when you stand right in front of them! how high tech... yet wouldn't the internet be more high tech and convenient? I wonder what it would be like to run into someone you knew in one of these. awk starfish!

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Club Atom

We went to Shibuya to go to a club- after kind of wandering around, we settled on Club Atom.

Here are some awesome signs and etc that we took while in line:

The girls seemed to have heard about alcatraz er before. I have to say that it has never come up in my personal life. Still confused as to what it is.

After dancing all night, we went to McDonalds (at 5am) to get something to drink and a little snack. We liked the messages on the cups. Perhaps our minds just end up in the gutter after dancing the night away.

The people there were clapping together as part of the "dance" that goes with the song. It especially killed my soul when they were jumping up and down to rap music. sigh. I had lots of fun, though. Great for stress relief.

Funny stats

I am updating my other blog like crazy, while I was on blogger today, I found this blog. Check it out.

Why? Well, for starters, the title of this entry is "the beer belly of america".

http://www.floatingsheep.org/2010/02/beer-belly-of-america.html

and while we're on the subject, here's their entry on pizza... oh and strip clubs.

http://www.floatingsheep.org/2010/02/great-american-pizza-map.html

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Coffee

Need a closer look?

It's the hot blend.

Oh, PS they have very little concept of being PC here. Please find below a sign we ran into while trying to find a bar. Note the kind of music that they play. I wans't aware that that was a genre...